random insults to say without saying cuss words

Instructions

i hope your pillow is warm on both sides at night i hope you dont have any milk after you put in the cereal i hope you have 10 ads before your favorite song starts playing you look easy to draw ur as useful as a white crayon bro i hope your confident before a quiz and then get the worst grade out of ur entire class i hope you never find the right side of the blanket at 3 am your dad never came back with the milk because you were so ugly/ j (from @IMABANANANNNNNNAA) i hope you get jumped by a(n) (insert animal, i like using kangaroo even tho i live in the u.s rah) You're the human equivalent of a dry ham sandwich (from @IamtotallynotFire) you have something gross on your head. oh wait it's just your face (from @dillpicklecat) calling you stupid is widely understating (from @The_Coder_5577) Them: You're adopted. You: At least they wanted me (from @corhcs31) I'd tell you to put a bag over your head but think of the poor bag.... (from @-theydanced) ♣️⭐️ Melon farmer. (from @amira0910) you look like you snore "mimimimimimimi" 'You look like something that came out of a slow cooker' ☺️ (from -Snowfall_) Your eyeslashes look like if worm had legs (from @Emmie-Elf) so much coke in this world and yet your nose is still sniffing in my business “Wait, I found trash!” (Points at person offending you) (from @TotallyTrans) "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are." (can be an insult and compliment yippee from @art_book_code) you barely sentient bag of meat and juice (from @invaderish) I hope you iron your clothes while wearing them (from ) You look like what a basement smells like (from )