As me and Iris were walking into the great hall with our schoolmates I heard Mcgonigal's voice boomed from her microphone. "WELCOME FELLOW FIRST YEARS TO HOGWARTS IF YOU EVER HEARD OF THE BOOK HARRY POTTER I AM TELLING YOU IT'S A FAKE! HE DIDN'T NAME HIS ONLY DAUGHTER AFTER SOMEONE HE DOSEN'T EVEN REMEMBER AND THE WORST QUITITCH COMENTER EVER! HE NAMED HER AFTER ME! The one who gifted him a very expensive broom even though he is the richest person at school. His daughter's real name is Minerva Mcgonagall Potter" The teachers all gave her a strange look. "Fine! He did name his daughter after someone her dosen't even remember and the worst Quidditch commenter ever but if he is ever getting another girl he's naming her after me!" "ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOGWARTS OR NOT?" A Hufflepuff shouted from a table. 'Yes," Mcgonagall said , "There are 4 houses that we are extremely biased about. They are Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and Slytherin or what our charms teachers calls them: Bdgerpuff, Eaglefoot, Lionroar, and Snakeys" Mcgonagll contiued, "If you have any special holidays please tell me at the front office. ANYWAYS TIME FOR THE SORTING!" "Finally," I whispered to Iris, "That took like 5 hours" "Chau, Iris. I know your here come up to get sorted right now!" Mcgonagall said Iris went to the sorting hat. "So, you a Leo?" The sorting hat asked 'Yeah," Iris said "does that have to do with anything?" "Just wonderin" "And you have a little sister? Awww, so cute. i've always wanted one" "WILL YOU JUST STOP READING MY MIND AND SORT ME ALREADY?" "Fine, Ravenclaw" "Awww... Not Gryffindor" Mcgonagall said sadly while Iris was going to the Ravenclaw table, "Anyways, Ahuja, Kashyap?" A boy went to the sorting hat "So you like Fortnight?" The sorting hat asked "just stop reading the children's mind and sort them already" Mcgonnagll told the sorting hat giving no time for Kashyap to answer. "Fine," the sorting hat said, "Ravenclaw" "And in their true houses," Mcgonagall added, "not just Ravenclaw. That sorting hat ceremony was SO BORING! I just had to watch a bunch of 11 year olds being sorted. "Rathduri, Alika?" finally I went to the sorting hat. "So, you like doing math?" The hat asked "Umm.... Yeah?" I replied "AND your a Virgo?" "JUST SORT HER ALREADY!" Mcgonagall shouted "Fine, Ravenclaw" 'Phew," I said in my mind as I was going to sit next to Iris at the Ravenclaw table, 'Now I don't have to sue Pottermore for incorrect house test'
