The United Empire of Marica(And all her colonies) Declare a state of Total war against every - single Fly on the planet earth. We shall fight them just as the Sisters Republic of the 4811 did, with fly traps & even the same old rubber - band "Muskets" used in the 1st & 2nd fly wars. Today we sent a raiding party across the U.S border & took out 5 fly's. But hours later the fly's have moved closer to Marican soil, So tomorrow we will lunch a military operation across the U.S border to push the enemy back. We will broadcast any news on the ongoing conflict to keep you informed. VIVA MARICA & THE UMNS!
