The notion that I am not perfectly on time for this year's April Fools is completely ridiculous. (For legal reasons, project window screens have been randomly breaking a lot lately, much to the surprise of those on the other side. In other news, random giant birds have been falling out of the sky lately. However, it only seems to happen when someone sheaths their sword. The birds are fine, but authorities are investigating why this is happening. And finally, an old man has made yet another unsuccessful attempt at using his giant black sword to become a helicopter, as he isn't spinning fast enough.)
Music is Happy H. Christmas - Maniacs of Noise TTS is from https://ttstool.com Everything else is made by me, except for clips and audio from DMC 5 and that one face image from google
