✨The Gaehivean Guide To Extraterrestrial Produce And Gaeness✨ Don’t question this, it makes sense ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Table of Contents~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Table of Contents ∙Potatoes ∙Eggplants ∙Produce Golems ∙Non-Edible Produce ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Potatoes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Potatoes are a key element of gaeness, (see: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1006675729 ), and they are very scarce, a normal potato, for instance, is selling for a whopping 0.88$ a pound in the USA. As many rumors about potato gaeness factors are going around, this is one of the only guides that correctly debunks the secrets of potatoes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mars Potatoes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mars potatoes are a very rare potato that, as the name suggests, are found only on Mars. If you eat them instead of a potato while doing all the other instructions in https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1006675729 , it should turn you into a Gae Mars Potato. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!WARNING!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mars potatoes are VERY dangerous if you feed them to an inedible chicken finger, because they will explode, therefore demolishing the universe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nuclear Potatos~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nuclear potatoes are used to power nuclear potato plants, and are a key element of absolutely nothing. that's pretty much it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Eggplants~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eggplants are required to free Mars potatoes from trees, (throw an eggplant at one) and are crucial building materials for eggplant salad sandwiches. ~~~~~~~~~~~~Green Eggplants and Ham~~~~~~~~~~~~ Green eggplants and ham are used to feed all potato golems (see: produce golems) and also eggplants. they are not at all ruling the universe, and are used to make the feeding trough for the gae Mars potato. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Produce Golems~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Produce golems are very complicated, but are basically golems made of produce. Create one using this pattern. (P=Produce, :D=Dark Magic) :D P P P P P P ~~~~~~~~~~Non-Edible Produce~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Non-edible produce is quite rare, but is a variant of genetically modified turnips. As the name suggests, they are quite edible. They are used to feed solar systems and have quite a high gaeness factor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER: The Gaehive is not responsible for any accusations of false information, cows, or anything of the sort.
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