Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Btw, u can remix this! Sleepovers: 0-4 - not unless its with me bc you had a nightmare! 5-7 - the house gotta be like next door or smth 8-12 - gimme the moms # and address and then sure 13+ - idrk unless its a boy-girl sleepover Bedtimes: (weekdays/weekends) 0-4 - 7:00/7:30 5-7 - 8:00/8:30 8-10 - 9:00/9:30 11-12 - 9:30/10:00 13+ - if I wake up in the morning and you sassin me and you got BAGS under yo eyes you gon' get a whoopin for stayin up on that goshdarn tellyphone Devices: 0-4 - ipad on the weekends, games monitored by me, no online games w/ other people (roblox, amongus, etc) 5-7 - acheivement unlocked: netflix! 8-12 - you now have roblox and amongus access if you want them and you can get an app if you ask for it 13+ - phone with screentime (4 hrs weekdays-2 before school 2 after school-and 6 hrs weekends) (you better not use it up) and you can get any app as long as i dont see you on no datin apps or anything Makeup: 0-7 - there is nothing i hate more than a five year old with a stanley and lipstick and lululemons >:((( 8-12 - On halloween and on special occasions (weddings, graduations, etc) ill allow a little bit of blush and eyeshadow 13+ - Just a little bit to school, but on weekends go crazy for all i care Grades: As and Bs - waaaaaaatt!!! that's awesome! if you get principals list (or really close) we'll have an all-you-want weekend day! (but everything has to be approved by me) Cs - If you have all Cs, I have to help you to improve your grade for the next grading period. 4 or less Cs is fine by me Es - 1 or 2, I'll talk to your teachers and see if they did something wrong. If you get more than 2, I'm limiting your screentime by 1 hr on weekdays and 2 hrs on weekends and helping you with the classes you failed Allowance: 0-4 - what're you gonna do with money, eat it? 5-7 - $1 into a savings acc. every time you help with a chore 8-12 - i'm giving you $20 a month. if you want, start a small business in the neighborhood 13-16 - you can have an etsy/poshmark/ebay thing if you want now 17+ - Get employed and make a living Smoking: 0-17 - If I even THINK I see a cig in my house, you go to the curb (lol not really) 18+ - Not under mah roof you aint Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
