1. I am the best teacher. 2. Everyone likes me. 3. I might consider sparing you after you fail. 4. There is no other option other than giving me an Oreo. 5. Oreos are good. 6. The flavors (classic Oreos are the best, however) 7. Cause why not. 8. It’s my favorite food. 9. It’s better than eating kids (less of a mess to clean up later) 10. Just give me an oreo.
