Meet creature of unfathomable glory and resilience, COUGAR for short! He is not a cougar. He is a COUGAR. COUGAR is made of coffee and airheads. Recently, he has gained quite the platform! He gets several pats per minute and is getting overwhelmed by so many people petting him. He wants to bounce around and hit walls all day, not be pat so much his fur (?) comes off. This leads to us, your local team of people attempting to run a big business, mass producing COUGARs! They come in lots of shapes and sizes! Adopt your own COUGAR today!
