This is an extremely grindy game with a very low progression rate. Note that this is not based off of anyone I know or you know. He is a made up character.
All me 1.0 Alpha Version: Has 7 upgrades Feature 1.1 Added Save and Load Button Patch 1.1.1 Added 8th upgrade Wii Sports Patch 1.1.2 Added 9th upgrade Sprinting Feature 1.2.2 Added Sounds each upgrade Patch 1.2.3 Fixed Load Game Patch 1.2.4 Added Sounds For Clicking Feature 1.3.5 Added pricing (Holy Crap)