This my memory of the play The Pied Pipers Wild West Show by Taubenslang Productions! I had no script pages for this, just memory! Characters POLITICAL PARTY Sheriff Marshall Mayor Town council Governor PARENTS OF GOODBYE GULCH CHILDREN OF GOODBYE GULCH OUTLAWS David Cassidy and The Sun Dance Kid Toughies Miserable Sadie Billy the Baby The Pied Pipers Song Script! Come join the fair ALL Everyone come and join the fair now! So many sights for us to see! Oh, they'll be great square dancin'! Maybe romancin'! Lots and lots of food to eat! Everyone come and join the fair now! So many people here to meet! All bells are ringin'! Cowgirls are bringin'! Lots and lots of food to eat! GIRLS Our momma baked a cake filled with honey! BOYS We're glad today is beautiful and sunny! 1ST + 2ND GRADE I hope I win the cute little bunny! POLITICAL PARTY A fair like this worth a lot of money! ALL Yeah! Everyone come and join the fair now! This will be a fun filled day! It's the grandest fair is what we'll say! Yeehaw! Get rid of the rats ALL Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats today! Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats today! Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats! We don't care what you do! Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats! Or we'll get rid of you! Seeing rats where're I go is not a pretty sight! Hearing the rats scamper about, Keeps me up at night! Those rats have had their way to long! IT'S TIME FOR US TO FIGHT! Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats! We don't care what you do! Get rid of the rats! Get rid of the rats! OR WE'LL GET RID OF YOU! The rats are gone ALL Whoop-dee-do-whippe-I-aye This is quite a special day! Let's all cheer the rats have gone away! Yeehaw! Ring those bells and let them say! "Never was a better day!" Lets all cheer the rats have gone away! Yeehaw! They did what they said they would! No one thought that they could! The rats have left the neighborhood! Lets celebrate the rats are gone for good! Yeehaw! *Sick Hat Throw* Whoop-dee-do-whippe-I-aye This is quite a special day! Lets all cheer the rats have gone Lets all cheer the rats have gone Lets all cheer the rats have gone away! Yeehaw! *Sick hat throw x2* Pipers song PIED PIPERS Why are some people filled with such greed? They'll lie and they'll cheat for more then they need! We gave them a warning that they didn't heed! Now they will pay, yes indeed! This land is so sweet and that's very clear! There's flowers to smell, And bird song to hear! But greedy folks rule, And don't give a care! They'll find they have much to fear! 100 coins! So clearly we heard! We did our job! They broke their word! They lied and they laughed! But soon they'll pled! In turn they find find out! How they!-Must pay!-Yes indeed! This land is so sweet and that's very clear! There's flowers to smell, And bird song to hear! But greedy folks rule, And don't give a care! They'll find how they!-must pay!-Though their tears! Pleasureland PIED PIPERS AND OLDER KIDS What a place I'm so glad I came! My life will never be the same! Maybe I'll swim or play a game in PLEASURELAND! I don't have to wash my face or hands! Or even wipe my feet! No one will say, "Come in its late!" We'll eat when we want to eat! Yeah! What a place I'm so glad I came! My life will never be the same! Maybe I'll swim or play a game in PLEASURELAND! Lets all cheer for pleasure! Lets all cheer for pleasure! Lets all cheer for PLEASURELAND! Evil Pleasureland PIED PIPERS What a place I'm so glad you came. Your lives will never be the same. Maybe you'll swim or play a game in PLEASURELAND. Plot summary A western town named Goodbye Gulch has been plagued by millions and millions and millions of rats, the political party decides to pay whoever can get rid of the rats 100 golden coins! The outlaws tried week after week, until 4 musician outlaws called the Pied Pipers came to town. The town laughed and teased the pipers. The pipers lead the rats off the cliffs. The rats were gone! But the town refused to pay the pipers! So the pipers lead the children to a place called PLEASURELAND. Then after teaching the town a lesson, the pipers had the youngest kids of the village play a tune to let the older kids out of PLEASURELAND.
