I'm the Arch-Illager, now come on down! Down into my dungeon Have a look around! I'm the Arch-Illager, livin' in a cave! Having a party While keeping villagers enslaved! Now come on down, now come, on, quicker! CHOP CHOP Come on down, now some hard liquor! I am the Arch-Illager Handle my business Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors!
I'M THE ARCH-ILLAGER, GUYS
