Battle log 23: It's been 15 days since Jeremy stole the last marshmallow, me and Mary are trying to hold our own, but Jeremy keeps firing his NEF™ Heckfire. I've been starving, only surviving off of leftover SNIK bars from before the war, nothing like the slices of chocolate cake I used to enjoy with Jeremy and Mary. I've got ammunition to last, but it won't carry forever, we either give em' foam, or we fall. If only there was a peaceful way to resolve this. May the marshmallow be with us. -Brett #ART