-Damien: Do you have bacon and eggs on your menu? -Waiter: No sir, we clean our menus every day. -Some old man: I'm aching from arthritis. -Alex: How are ya? I'm Alex from Albania! -Briar: Did you see the flock of geese going south for winter? -Alex: Migratious! -Hades: Damien, I wish you would run over to see how old Zeus is this morning. -Damien: Yessir *soon returning* Hades, Zeus says its none of your business how old he is. -Briar: I would LOVE for you to teach me a foreign language! -Damien: Certainly, Briar. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish- -Briar: Oh, which is the most foreign? -Damien: Have you had any hobbies? -Alex: Lets see..I've had rheumatism, hives, and mumps, but I can't remember ever having hobbies. -Alex: Does anyone know who Peter was? -Damien: Was he the rabbit or rat?
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