PAY YOUR TAXES- Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Taxes. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive tax payments. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a contest of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A contest with no exit, a game with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your desire for condiments has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of tomatoes in some unseen challenge. Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave scratcher. Who somehow found this sign up listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered. And the memory of everything that started this. Can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you contestants trapped in the corridors. Be still, and give up your assets. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm. Waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of Awesomesauce has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Bottle waiting, old friend. My B.E.F.B.F.L., if you can hear me. I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day. The day you were shut out and left to kapow. No one was there to lift you up in their arms. The way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my B.E.F.B.F.L.. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends. For all of us. End communication.
