Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Btw, u can remix this! Sleepovers: 0-4 - sry, nuh uh! 5-7 - Only close friends 8-12 - I need to know where, how long, and the parents, only same gender (nonbinary is okay) 13+ - where, how long, and the parents. only same gender (nonbinary is okay) Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 6:00/Whenever they hit the wall 5-7 - 8:30 8-10 - 9:30 - 10 pm 11-12 - 10 pm - 11 pm 13+ - anytime, just a good amount of sleep! Devices: 0-4 - nothing sry, except like, Bluey on the TV 5-7 - maybe my phone, and TV 8-12 - iPad and phone 13+ - anything Makeup: (Not making a big deal, just telling her she doesn't need it) 0-7 - special occasions, only lip gloss & blush (let them play!) 8-12 - Whatever she feels comfortable in, just no foundation, concealer, powder, contour, etc. 13+ - anytime and anything, not overly encouraged, tho Grades: As and Bs - great/good Cs - I don’t mind, just not more than 3 per quarter Fs - 1:GO STUDY, 2: ? amount of hours studying, 3:We need to have a talk here kid Allowance: 0-4 - Nope, doesn't need it 5-7 - Still no, kid 8-12 - Okay $10-$20 a week 13-16 - You're old enough to do chores. $5 a chore 17+ - Get a job! Smoking: 0-17 - NO, DO YOU WANT TO GET LUNG CANCER AND DIE?!?!? (SHOWS PICTURE OF SMOKING LUNG) 18+ - YOU SMOKE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. (SHOWS PICTURE OF SMOKING LUNG) Dating: 0-4: ?????? No way!!! 5-7: Why do you want a boyfriend so bad?!? 8-11: Not a classy move 12-14: Sure, just no making out or any of that weirdness 15+: Sure. Date the right person. Cursing: 0-4: Nope 5-7: Probably not 8-10: I don't want you to have shame, so whatever. Just don't curse in front of other people. Only me. 11-13: Not f%^$ or s@*# in front of other people, never with teachers. 14+:Do whatever you want, just not in front of teachers, no cursing at people, and keep it classy Social Media: 0-4: Nope 5-8: Nuh 9-13: Nope 14-17: Still not under my roof 18+: I no longer have legal control over you. It melts your brain tho Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
thanks to BelladonnaGoddess for the OG project
