Are you up for the challenge of taking care of a weird and bratty egg named Bald Egg? Yes? Great! Read the instructions first, otherwise your life will NOT be easy here. You adopted an egg (why would you do that??) who just so happens to be my brother (unfortunately), so I am the perfect person to listen to when it comes to taking care of it. Yes, it. At this point, it's not even a human anymore. "SPACE" - To start the game. "1" - To feed Bald Egg pancakes. "2" - To clean Bald Egg. "3" - To give Bald Egg a nap. "4" - To bring Bald Egg's mom to his house (and for her to give him a kiss. EW.) PLEASE don't press 1, 2, 3, and 4 at the same time. It ruins your experience. If there are any problems, tell me. ANOTHER INSTRUCTION! PLEASE READ IT! - Shiny Egg, Bald Egg's girlfriend, will never leave him alone. It makes him annoyed. All the time. Now, anytime she goes near him, his happiness depletes. By a lot. Unless you can click her to get rid of her, you'll always have this problem. It's hard to not make Bald Egg shake, because that's what he was born to do. To shake. Try to win. It's hard, but try. I won't tell you how to, though. Use that big brain of yours. If you get an ending, please don't press "SPACE" again. Just click the green flag. Otherwise, it will glitch. Thank you! GOOD LUCK!
From the real life events of my household, and @EmmaTheLemurForg's amazing idea of making Bald Egg simulators.
