Following transcription was recorded on August 19, 1997, about 2:00pm, by the Central Intelligence Agency to address the possibility of nuclear war with the Soviet Union This broadcast was released for the public (Insert timestamp here), and is as follows : "Ahem… My fellows Our… spies in the Soviet Union have uncovered a grave operation that they are commencing… Damnation… just by that… it isn’t a good thing… There is no date… no D-day we know of… because those spies are dead… So I will discuss it with my companions on how we should react… This… situation should not dishearten any of you because we have this entire debacle under control… as hopefully, the Soviets can listen to reason You may disperse, thank you for your time" The rest is classified (NOTE : Everything here is a work of fiction)