You get a strange spam email from someone named "GLooBErTON2023" asking you to invest in a cryptocurrency called Gumbercoin. Try to decline his offer and don't get your credit card details stolen! Playing with a mouse makes the game a bit easier, I would not recommend you use a touchpad if you are playing on a laptop.
This is my entry for @KevintheW124RD 's game contest. The game, art, and music were all made by me. Glooberton is very obviously inspired by Spamton from Toby Fox's Deltarune. also this is not actually a simulator despite the name lol if you're wondering what he says when you lose: Y-Y-YOU CALL YOUR SELF A GAMER? TRY DODGING MY ATTACKS NEXT TIME, DOOFUS! IVE SEEN [Kitchen Utensils 50% Off] BETTER AT THIS THAN YOU! I THINK THS GAME IS TOO HARD FOR YOU! WHY DONT YOU GO PPLAY A [Generic Platformers Are The DOWNFALL Of Scratch!] INSTEAD!! the lines are a bit weird if you haven't played deltarune.
