I heard that you wanted to adopt a bald egg... are you sure? First, you need to know how to take care of your egg. He has a lot of emotions. Happiness: Your bald egg REALLY likes getting pet. Clicking your egg increases his happiness. Just make sure not to pet him too much...he gets pretty hyper. Boredom: Your bald egg has a girlfriend (shocker, I know). She will come over after 10 seconds of playing. Bald Egg enjoys watching her suffer. Click on the lipstick egg to cure your bald egg's boredom. Hunger: Bald Egg gets hungry...FAST. Click the cake to eat it. Just remember not to feed him too much. Bald Egg gets very angry if he's hungry but he also gets very angry if he's too full. Good luck taking care of your bald egg! *please remember, you will get NO refunds after purchasing this ugly egg*
*this game is based on real events*