Use the arrow keys to move I DON'T recommend full screen because it lags out if you do that if your are reading this useless c*** write here then please, let me help you kill time by making you read this: There was once a girl who ran away from home because she, well she was just in the beaver dam mood to. Her parents made a missing poster, they really didn't give a cr*p about her but to avoid child abuse laws they made a poster reading: "Lost, last seen wearing invisible clothes, she was last seen in front yard eating our neighbors elephant poop, she looks like a man and is white, black and purple, known to pee a purplish, tasty liquid out the knee caps, she sometimes likes to play with her large intestines on Thursdays. " They hung these posters all around the town, her parents then realized how much they loved they're daughter and wish they took better care of her. She wasn't found for at least 300 seconds but then until her parents got a call saying they found her sitting on mentally challenged, gassy snail, her parents got her immediately and they were one big happy family until she died by farting to death. So the moral of the story is you write weird cr*p when you're bored and your probably just as bored as me for reading this especially if you've read down to here. And you right hidden stuff that will probably get reported k piece out luv u luv u 2 bye lf you still care hey let me tell you a scary story It's pretty scary better turn back while you can are you sure you want to continue scrolling down last chance to turn back ok I warned you here it is miley cirus the end I hope you liked my stories I love you and wish you something, the end. bye bye k luv u to Im bored bye bye srsly bye now
I used a trick where I make it appear the players moving but it's actually the platforms that are moving. Please note I made this game a really, really, really long time ago, before the online version of scratch so this game is laggy and glitchy but I can fix it now. Just leave a comment if you want me to finish it. Update log: Reduced lag slightly and got rid of a lot of unnecessary scripts and sprites 8/17/14 Got rid of unnecessary sprites and scripts Bugs: Going through walls when not supposed to. sinking in the ground slightly To do: add levels add sound reduce amount of scripts and maybe increase frames per second dark animatronic monkey nostalgia k luv u.
