My fav song! Screw the Nether!
Alternate name: Screw the Nether! Original vid here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqELqRCnW6g Lyrics: It’s deep underground Past the bedrock But don’t dig straight down You’ll regret that But now you feel brave Equipped with your spade To roam in these caves Not looking for gold; This stuff’s purple Or so I’ve been told By some people I’ll find a few bricks Where the two of these mix With a couple of clicks (I’ll be swingin’ my pick) This is all the prep that I go through Even if my tools are just make-do Moving to the Nether I’m moving to the Nether I’m moving to the Nether Ten blocks is the magical total ‘Cause that’s enough to build up my portal Moving to the Nether I’m moving to the Nether I’m moving to the Nether Welcome to Hell Weather’s great here! So, pull up a chair Have a cold beer! You can live by the sea; So happy you’ll be; With your cobblestone tree Oh! The neighbors aren’t right, They’re delicious! We eat bacon all night, It’s nutritious! Hear all of them squeal For the damage I deal There’s plenty to steal (Hack and slash) (Gold nuggets? I’m rich!) Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight? Glowstone’s all we need To keep things bright Down here in the Nether, We love it in the Nether, You’ll love it in the Nether. Don’t expect to see any creepers; That’s one of my favorite features! Down here in the Nether, We love it in the Nether, You’ll love it in the Nether. You’ve gotta know You have to fight Learn to play, there’s mobs but it’s not night. A wooden sword won’t do it; They’re gonna blast right through it! If you got a potion, use it! So watch your back, I wont warn you twice! Fight the Ghast; Ooooooooh! Make me cry! They’ll shoot the ground around you Make a hole to fall through You know you’re probably gonn-ooh Ah Ah Eeh Die! (In the lava again!) Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through Won’t believe a word when I tell you You know what, screw the Nether, You know what, screw the Nether, You know what, screw the Nether! Can’t believe I lost my new gear too, Think I’d better come and rejoin you, You know what, screw the Nether, You know what, screw the Nether, You know what, screw the Nether! “That’s it! I’m sick of this place! It sucks! It’s too hot, It never rains, I’m sweaty, All my clothes are dirty, flithly and on fire! I’m absolutely sick of this place! Ah, Uhm, I-I miss nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep n’ stuff. I didn’t think I’d miss it, but I do. Oh my god! How sad, I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again… Bye!
