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welcome to the Warrior cats news! I’m your host, Alderheart! Here live at the warrior cats news. Tensions are rising among clans as the branches continue to fall. Oh this is just in, a giant branch has smashed in wind clan territory! My ! wind clan don’t even have trees! We have ivy pool here following the scene. *Grumble* ugggggg why do I have to do this, when do I get paid? Wait no. what do I get paid with? Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels! Oh! We got a new secret, ivypool’s favorite prey is squirrels, could this mean she is rooting for squirrel star? Back to the investigation, ivy pool, uncover some evidence that it was on purpose, or fake some, or else you won’t get paid. Fine. oh look there are some markings around the trunk, WAIT there literary real!? This is just in, we have an unsolved mystery! What could have caused it? We may never know. Ummmm, alderheart I think we had an entire book about my sister finding beavers OH MY STARCLAN! Beavers are coming to attack the forest, no cat is safeeee! Wait that’s not what I me- Anyways, to our next segment, PREY. What a surprise, prey is running well in wind clan, thunder clan, sky clan, river clan, and, wait NOT SHADOWCLAN, we have bumble stripe on the sene Huy, random shadow clan cat im here to interview you My name is tawnypelt Okay paunytelt, im bumbl- WHY DO YOU HAVE THUNDERCLAN SCENT Because I’m from there HELP INVASIO- No shhhh im with your brother Bramble bad? Ya him, anyways why is prey not running well Hey those are our secret- THIS IS IN tawnypelt has just admitted that SHADOWCLAN HAS SECREATS will we uncover more? I shall set the sene back to bumblestipe Shadosight HI AHHH who are- oh are you for the news Yup. Alderheart here and we will be here shortly, just another commercial break. IM HOLLYLEAF here with a warrior code refresher 1 protect your clan with your life, you may have friends in other clans, bit your loyalty must be to your clan. We are also selling the warrior code books! Code of the clanss, the code and how it came to be- AND WERE BACK, we have a report but before that we have a new leader of shadowclan, TIGERSTAR the second So shadow sight, how do you feel about your leader, He is my dad Oh okay You there scorch fur, how do you like our new leader Umm good Okay lets put it this way is he perfect? Uhh no ones perfec- SHADOWCLAN CATS HAVE ADMITTED THAT THEY HATE THEIR LEADER. Will a rebellion start? WHO KNOWS? Anyways me alderheart, is back, and we get to interview the famous MOTHWING, we have twigbranch on the scene Hi mothwing, what made you want the job of a med cat? Oh uh I – we – er HI! Im mothwing, and I wanted to be med cat for that respect and- and, well no one respected me so my brother hawkfrost er faked a sig- um a moth wing as a sighn so I could have the power- BUT he is a manipulative jerk and he only wanted me to fake sign- oops hehe I mean I always had med cat signs Its me alderheart again, AND MOTHWING DOES NOT BELIVE IN STARCLAN!!!!!!!!, and she HATES her brother, no sympathy at all, she even called him a JERK! ( we all belive this though). Anyways in continuing we have mothwing telling some random riverclan cat about her DAY!. So I was waking and then there was a FIREFLY, and it was perched on a twig and the twig fell on my PELT. , so anyways you promis you wont tell anyone right? I promise I will not tell anyone that you have been sneaking out with leafpool and the 3 are your and her kits, not crowfeather’s Uhh random riverclan cat were live! WHAT! YOU PROMISED! I know, that’s why I did it. MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!! THE 3 ARE MOTHWING AND LEAFPOOLS KITS NOT CROFEATHER’S. anyways we have a report about mistystars nine LIES and how she lived soooooo long, the info is lfe changing, you will never view her the same again, but before that, a team of scientists, have discovered that dovewings eyes are geneticly mirrored, which reflect the plants so at times, it is green,and other times, blue, reflecting the sky. Yes birchfall’s great great great uncle had this trait mutaitons, called the spectrum mutation Anyways its me alderheart signing off, tune in for next time! Whait I forgot about misty st- BEEEEP