{MODERATOR}: A snippet of a song likely recovered at a pool—low quality. Press the DOWN arrow to hear the original music heard in the snippet. Press the UP arrow to hear the music cleaned up. NOTE: It isn't perfect, and an employee (who wishes to remain anomalous) theorizes that there is an extra "instrument" at the start (that most can't hear due to the quality) if you listen closely enough. We are currently testing this theory.] UPDATE: Press the RIGHT arrow key to hear the music fully cleaned up (though one of the employees in our operation decided to play around with the audio without leaving a backup, causing some parts in this sample to "disappear." They have since been fired.] Press the LEFT arrow to hear the most likely sample this song came from [A video of a man listening to a song with strings additionally added to make comparisons.] {SERVER}: There's a message waiting for you on the backdrop.
{MODERATOR}: The man in the area recording the music [said it was either the intro or outro he recorded since "they were identical"] was identified as "Philip [CENSORED FOR SAFTEY]" who recalled the music had lyrics. What he recalled: "Yeah, it went something like this: Ridin' on the rainbow Thankin' for the deeds Uh... yeah... that's all I remember." A transcript of this entire interview and the process of finding the snippet to interviewing the man who recorded it is currently on this website: [ERROR: LINK NOT FOUND] We will post frequent updates, and (approved) information about the witness, and search further for this mysterious song. {SERVER}: Most things on the site are exclusive and are only seen on the site itself. You should not bother searching for the reason behind this entire operation; your duty is to serve and assist us in finding a song because of a sample that might not even exist. You might cry, "This whole thing is a hoax!" but we are one. One is many. Many is one. You can not persuade us easily. Maybe you are telling the truth, but most people won't believe you. They will remain deluded.
