"Recently, male octolings have been missing. At this rate, All octolings will perish. I'm one of the only few left. My wife, Kate, Is letting me borrow her lab to experiment on all sorts of species to make one horrifying biological weapon. My adopted son, Tyler, knows nothing about it. I wanted to use my adopted son's hand for one of my experiments to bring male octolings back, but Kate was disgusted with me. I did it anyway... I'm disgusting." -%$(%YIY(
"Hello, Jase. I'd like to tell you that RG isn't dead, and this account WOULD still be alive if... Haha, well, you'll see. I have lots to do, Jase." "I'm going to take back OUR land. I am going to save EVERYONE. Be prepared, stupid inklings."
