HLiB Q&A :) Part 1

Instructions

q. Hello there! a. J: Hi! C: That’s not a question q. What's your name? a. J: I’m Josie and this is my girlfriend Charlie q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. C: 3 J: A.M.?! C: Days q. What do you want to do with your life? a. C: Become a writer J: Spend the rest of my days with this lovely lady next to me C: Ugh, why did you have to be so sappy q. Do you have any secrets? a. J: No, I don’t really like secrets C: I don’t remember J: How do you forget your secrets C: I don’t forget the content, only the context, aka I forget whether they are secrets or not q. Milk or Cereal first? a. J&C in unison: Milk first is for the criminally insane q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. C: Not telling Josie how I felt until she was dating Carmen and I was all jelly and hurt J: Well, I’m glad I know now q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. C: I’m only annoying if you ask my brother q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. J: Isa, my grandmother’s name C: I have a pet named C.S.R J: Tell ‘em what it stands for C: California Sushi Roll *Smirks both versions are very munchable q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. C: Josie would get arrested for robbery J: What?! Why!? C: Because you stole my heart J: Now who’s being sappy C: Anyway, I would get arrested for doing something stupid and Josie would be falsely or for like peaceful protest, which is still falsely, 1st amendment. She would call her mother, and I would call my older brother then blackmail him with something similar he did that /I/ didn’t tell anyone about J: Wow q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. C: Try to cut my brother in half, then see if C.S.R. would play with it, but only after Cal was in two J: Try to figure out if I were a jedi or sith C: You’re too sweet to be a sith q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. C: A dead spider J: *Eyes blown … C: Kidding *Peck on the cheek q. What's your sense of humor like? a. J: Bubbly and nerdy C: Chaotic q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. J: Excuse m- C: BE! Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark… but you could settle for Elon Musk or like Jeffery Bezos I guess J:... q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. C: Blood, I can handle like all regular ones, just not blood C: Spiders *Shivers q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. C: Don’t procrastinate J: Do procrastinate q. What haunts your nightmares? a. J: Spiders *Shivers C: I know I said only blood, but that’s only when its like seeping through the skin, but Clowns q. Cats or dogs? a. C: Both are cool J: Cats q. Favorite insult to use? a. J: Bless your heart C: GO *bleep YOURSELF q. Croissants or bagels? a. J: Croissants C: Oh definitely q. Favorite weapon? a. J: I don’t like weapons, but I always have pepper spray on hand C: Thing 1 and Thing 2 *As she kisses (her) fists q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. C: Charlotte, but my mother likes putting the fear of god in me and yells, “CHARLOTTE LILLIANNA BERTOLINI!” Otherwise, “Shoes”, it’s my nickname on our Gymnastics Team J: Likewise Josephina and Tea Cup q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. J: Someone to look up to C: Someone who had big dreams and went for them q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. C: Probably my hands. I have a bunch of callouses. I’m left handed so I have one on my left center finger and bars is my main event so I have a few on the upper palms of my hands. J: Behind my ear, I have a small tattoo. The only thing I ever did behind my mother's back. q. Do you have any bad habits? a. C: Procrastination, and not using enough or using too much chalk. J: Chewing my nails q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. C: Someone who couldn’t accomplish even the simplest of goals J: Someone who failed q. Do you have any nicknames? a. C: I think we mentioned earlier, but I’m Shoes and she’s Tea Cup. My teammates have never seen my shoes, I show up to practice barefoot and leave exactly like that too, and they say she’s as delicate and small as a teacup but also holds a lot of tea J: I DO NOT! C: She’s a secret gossip, but like the harmless kind, or the kind where you do a lot of research and give people the truth. She’d be a good reporter q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. J: Ignore it C: Answer it while making a lot of noise, pretending I’m a news anchor, or using an AI to start talking. q. How do you want to d!e? a. J: Peacefully J: In a blazing trail of fire… but really, I’d like to go out peacefully too. q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. C: Uh, excuse me, where’s chaos J: Good C: I would also consider you that q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. C: I JUST ANSWERED THIS J: I agree that you are chaos incarnate TBC