This game usually pops up when your computer starts glitching out like mad. For example, when your servers don't respond, etc. It was programmed into all laptops and computers. Sadly it's not mobile friendly. But the main story is: The Blobs have come and overtaken the Holy Castle. You must come and save The Castle and eliminate as many Blobs as possible! So if you ever want to play this game, glitch out an old computer that you don't care about. Boom, a free gaming console! It's a little glitchy but who cares. #----------------------------------------------------------------------# CONTROLS Up Arrow, W, Click: Teleport upwards Down Arrow, S, Space: Shoot bullet Hold Down Arrow, W, Space: Fire laser #----------------------------------------------------------------------# SETTINGS MENU Music: Turn music on and off (a little glitchy). SFX: Turn sounds on and off. Tutorial: Turn the tutorial on and off. #----------------------------------------------------------------------# GAMEPLAY Kill all blobs. Teleport upwards and drop to jump on certain blobs. Press shoot keys to fire bullet. Long press shoot keys to fire laser. Keep your score going up!
PLAY FULLSCREEN Press green flag twice or it will bug out (the settings menu won't work, random sprites will keep popping up, the tutorial sometimes won't show even if the box is ticked, and who knows what other bugs I haven't tested enough to find yet). If you untick the music box the music will keep playing until the loop stops. I've wasted 30 minutes on this bug and I can't fix it so sorry about that. After about 3 runs the whole thing glitches out. So you have to watch the intro again. Sorry. If you find any bugs I haven't mentioned or have any suggestions, PLEASE comment about it! #----------------------------------------------------------------------# CREDITS All code and artwork by me. I guess credits to Buckwheat Boyz for the original concept? Credits to Waterflame for his song, Clutterfunk. Credits to DJNate for song, Electrodynamix. Both cracked songs in my opinion. Credits to my mum for debugging some stuff. Credits to Griffpatch for his tutorial video about the cool score numbers instead of the crappy orange-white variables. Credits to you for playing this I guess. (No-one had played before when I wrote this.) #----------------------------------------------------------------------# The concept sketch of this game drawn around 3 years ago in my sketchbook, originally going to be based on the song Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Thankfully it's not anymore. #----------------------------------------------------------------------# No easter eggs for scrolling to the bottom!
