Finally, it was summer- I stepped down from the train, only to be ambushed by the one person I'd been hoping to see: my cousin, Dana. "Hey QuEeN! So excited for camping! Mum and Nola are in the car, they're gonna drive us there! Nola was Dana's little sister... and she was really annoying! Now let me tell you 3 simple facts about me(actually, make that 4, no, 5!): - my name is Zeke - I’m 17 years old - I’m non binary - I used to live in Glasgow with my cousins, my older sister Becky (18) and my younger sister Georgie (13) - I have ADHD, dyslexia + sleep paralysis. Okay, back to the story. As soon as I had reached the car, I yelled, “I get shotgun!” “Good luck with that,” said Dana. “Nola always gets shotgun, no matter what. And if you protest, or quickly sit in the front of the car, she will start crying.” “No I don’t!” shouted Nola. “And sorry meke, but I always have shotgun!” “It’s Zeke, and you’re forgetting that I’M the guest here. Whatever!” On the car journey, Dana and I sat watching random TikTok's and started shadow-boxing with each other when thy got bored of TikTok. Nola, age 5 (ugh!) occasionally tried to get our attention, but was mostly silent. Suddenly, Dana perked up. “We’re here!” (U remix to continue the story, best wins!)