Star and like for part 2! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jace: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Julie! *Neither of them die* Julie: … Jace: … Julie: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Jace: No thank you. Atlas: *dies* August: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months! Julie: B^||2! One month. Jonas: Nah, half a month. Esmeray, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ATLAS JUST DIED! Jace, scratching chin in thought: One week. Kiko: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Esmeray: Julie is the scariest thing I could think of! Julie: Esmeray told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible. August: Goddam it, the printer broke while printing out Jace's birthday invitations. Julie: Well, what are they supposed to say? August: "Jace's birthday". Julie: So, what do they say instead? August: "Jace’s bi". Julie: Julie: Works out either way.' Esmeray: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you. Jonas: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! Esmeray: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!' Milo: I taught the dog a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch! Dog: *just stands there* Kiko: He didn’t do it. Milo: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself. Esmeray: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Atlas: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt. Jonas, texting: Jace, will you please go to sleep? Jace, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Jonas, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE F4 UP AND GO THE F4 TO SLEEP! Jonas, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Jace, texting: I’m trying Jonas, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BTC Jonas, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :) *The squad has just arrived in a new city. Comet looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.* Jace: Comet, are you a criminal? Comet: Not here, I’m not! Kiko: You’re starting to look like me more and more every day— Esmeray: *Bursts into tears* Kiko: Why are you crying? Esmeray: You’re ugly! I don’t want to look like you! *sobs* Atlas, knocking on the door: Milo, open up! Milo: It all started when I was a kid. Atlas: That’s not what I- Jonas: Let them finish! Comet: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Kiko: This is a lie. Kiko: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Kiko: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS. Julie, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Julie: Dam, y’all depressed as f4! Jace: You didn’t clap either- Julie: SHUT UP! Jace: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Jace: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh. August: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. August: One... two... three. Jace: ... August: ... August: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us. Jace: So, what’s Julie's type? Esmeray: Amber eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, dog lover. Jace: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Esmeray: Did I mention oblivious? Jace: Yeah, why? Esmeray: Okay, just making sure. Kiko: Ladies, gentlemen and Jonas, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Comet: A llama? Kiko: No. Comet: A baby llama? Kiko: No! Comet: A baby llama with a little hat on? Kiko: NO! Atlas: Esmeray, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? Esmeray: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. Atlas: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Comet Esmeray: Wait- Atlas, no- Milo: How do you connect with a fictional character? Jace: What? Jonas: What? Kiko: What? Comet: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked. Esmeray: Ooh, somebody has a crush Julie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Jace I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. *Later that night* Julie, very much awake: Uh oh. Comet: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? Julie: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* Comet: Aww, it's a love note for Jace? Julie: No- Comet: *opens it* Comet: Julie: Comet: I can't read this. Atlas: Nothing in life is free. Julie: Love is free. Kiko: Knowledge is free. Milo: Friendship is free. Esmeray: Self-respect is free. Jace: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ... Kiko: Jace, that's illegal- Atlas: No, let them finish! Comet: Did you like the food I made? Kiko: No, not really. Comet: But I put my heart and soul into it! Kiko: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
