as i sit here writing this, i fear the people in suits have come for me again. at first it was just the normal stuff, following me, quizzing me about my opinions on the government [I'm a firm believer in the entire government being replaced by adorable puppies] and occasionally sitting in my yard with their hands over their head shouting "I'm a tree!" or "I'm a rock!", so, you know, normal surveillance stuff. However, yesterday I saw a bunch of the rocks and trees in my yard all piled together in a solumn looking circle, whispering with expressive movements of their hands and arms. And by golly, I didn't even know rocks HAD arms! Anyways, I was informed by carrier dodo that I was to be sent away to somewhere, though my grasp of the dodo language is purely conversational, and I didn't catch a lot of it. I think they might be sending me to jail? Or maybe Mail? Or... hale? Soooooo I'm either off to become a mailman, meteorologist, or inmate. Either way, it sounds quite fun! I managed to construct a makeshift laptop out of a pinecone and my left croc, but it's faulty at best. I'll try to check in with y'all but the connection might bejkadjnlnjndladm ndjwnajd@&^&$#*@( EJD Whoops, anyADJ*@&ways, I'm loosing the siGEkjgnal, so I'm going to sign off for now! Wish me LuCNSJKANJKQNK@*$^*&@^&@*@ NJWHE@(E
for legal reasons this is a joke i am going on a two week hiatus though, where i might be able to check in to respond to roleplays and urgent things and keep up with riverclan, as a second-in-command :] Baiii!
