This is just for fun True story: Slidey was part of a playground slide that was broken. When the school replaced it, they were going to throw it away, so a slide lover named Johnny took the slide and fixed it up, gave it eyes, mouth, and teeth. He then gave it to his favorite teacher and has been the middle school mascot ever since. Fake story: He now hunts the school hallways at night looking for any kids past school hours. If he finds one he will blow up the school.