full screen recommendedddd ⚋ ⚏ ☰☼☰ ⚏ ⚋ ███▓▓▓▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▓▓▓███ ███▓█▓▓▒░░░▒▒▓▒▓▓▓█████ NAME: TSS‼‼‼ (yes literally, all caps.) GENDER: ⍰⍰⍰ TSS!!! is literally genderless, they don't have any dominant physical/behavioral male or female traits nor has grasped the social concept of gender identity. AGE: ⍰⍰⍰ for as long as garbage existed. SPECIES: dumpster diving lizard LIKES: junk food, mcdonalds hotcakes, depths of your closets, saying 'muhahah' DISLIKES: arby's, saying 'hehehehe', mcdonalds coldcakes. press space or click for a funny surprise GET TO KNOW TSS!!! ✸ TSS!!! has a 3rd grade education ✸ he's the garbageman in his avenue ✸ TSS!!! lives in a cyberpunk version of new york in 4003 (spoiler alert they still dont know how to solve homelessness) ✸ nobody knows whats behind the zipper... even he doesnt cuz hes too scared to open it ✸ TSS!!!'s origin is a complete mystery, he appeared one day and doesn't know how to get back. ✸ he was been living indefinitely. ✸ he bends the constraints of the thinly embedded veil that is logic, penetrating it in astronomically ridiculous ways. to even say he bends it would be the most buffoonerous, jesterous understatement ever and completely downscale the nearly monstrous extent to the eldritch-esque quality of what he does with such ease on a day to day basis. he warps, shifts, constructs, he MOLDS reality like his own matrix. is he an eldritch god come to be rid of the so, painstakingly OBVIOUS flaws that is humanity? is he the saving HAND that will redeem everyone as a whole to create the true, UTOPIA that humans have yearned for? is he to be FEARED? is he to be PRAISED? is he to be VANQUISHED as quickly as the forgotten, blistered and yellowed pages of history? is he to be placed on a PEDESTAL, glazed of the purest and whitest porcelain to gleam, for everybody to see from MILES away? however, among the cacophony of questions, even if the most natural primal instinct among humans that is curiosity, the fuel to NEED to KNOW, one question will become increasingly clearer, and clearer, and bigger, and bigger. til' it is answered it will feed like glutton, the entire concept itself, with no mind to nourish and only an appetite to fulfill. it is a man-created blackhole, something that swallows everything, everywhere, and itself until there is only the eerie riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing of silence, it will hang high in the air almost mockingly, waiting for acknowledgement, for everybody to look up and realize--- Is TSS a furry? (ba-dum TSSS!)
