1: Write the most poorly written sentence you are capable of writing: 2: Write a description of one of your characters from the perspective of someone who has never met/seen them: 3: Write a paragraph from the perspective of a five-year-old: 4: Write the goriest paragraph you are capable of writing: 5: Write the mushiest paragraph you are capable of writing: 6: Lookie at that picture of a bookshelf over there,<-------- and describe what one of those books is about: 7: Write a line of dialogue that one of your characters would say if someone told them they loved them (you decide whether the feeling is mutual or not): 8: Take a short scene from something your writing, and turn it into a play script (Example: "That's crazy," Bob said with an eye roll, would turn into Bob (rolling his eyes): That's crazy): 9: Write a letter of complaint to the demon who invented writer's block: 10: Write a letter from one of your characters to another: 12: You are writing a book titled "All the Things You Never Knew About Me." Write it's description: 13: Write your reasoning as to why I skipped question 11: 14: Write a nervous reaction as you realize that the previous question is unlucky and wonder whether or not you should answer it: 15: You are writing a book titled "Shadow Blade: The Soul" Write its description: 16: Write down the single most useless piece of writing advice someone has ever given to you: 17: Describe a beloved character from a book in a way that makes them seem totally unlikeable: 18: Write the most unpronounceable name you can think of: 19: Write a description of a Mary Sue/ Gary Stu character: 20: Write the first sentence of a fantasy novel: 21: Write a description of a hated character from a book in a way that would make them likeable: 22: Write a line of dialogue that makes no sense out of context: 23: You are writing a novel titled "154 Ways to K!ll Someone with a Cardboard Box." Write it's description: 24: Write the first sentence of a mystery novel: 25: Write about how thankful you are that you're done with these stupid things: 26: Write about how furious you are that I lied and there's more things: 27: Should I make another of these? Write your answer: 11: Ah, so there's where it went:
(The instructions are down here, because the actual instructions will save in your remix and save you a bunch of stupid copying and pasting!) REMIX IT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! I was bored, so I decided to make THIS: a bunch of random questions and prompts for fellow bored writers like me! These might give you ideas, amuse you, or even just keep boredom at bay long enough for some inspiration to smack you upside the head. Remix this and fill in your answers in the instructions! Don't worry if it's not the best writing you've ever done; as long as it's fun (or just mildly entertaining), this project has done what it's supposed to do! A way to maximize these prompts: Just write literally whatever comes into your head. Don't think. Don't edit. Just WRITE.
