Click or vibe until the next drawing (15 - 30 seconds) Look at the Troy Saga first Silly summaries (You would get more context by actually listening to Epic: The Musical) Polyphemus (1) Puffboi: Whoa, this cave is epic! Food! Sheep! Yummy yummy! Owen: Why wouldn’t the lotus eaters just eat this— Poyo: HUH? MY SHEEP! Die. Owen: Oops. Mb. I know I killed your favorite pet, but how about some wine that totally isn’t full of drugs to make up for it? Poyo: Mm, das pretty good. What’s your name? Owen: My name is Nobody. :> Poyo: Ah, yes, I see no issue with that name. Anyway, I accept your offering. Owen: I’m so glad we see eye to eye. ;) Poyo: I hate you for that stupid joke. I’ll kill you all. Owen: Oop— Survive (2) *Epic battle montage* Puffboi: *Gets pancaked with a club.* The crew: CAPTAIN, WHAT DO WE DO?! Owen: *Too stunned to speak. He just watches his men get slaughtered.* Poyo: *Passes out from drugs.* Remember Them (3,4) Owen: *Thousand mile stare* Lunette: Captain. Captain! CAPTAIN! Owen: We need to hurry. The drugs I put in the wine will only last so long. Lunette: (No crap.) What do we do with all these dead people? Owen: Remember them! *Inspirational speech.* Lunette: (You could’ve just said leave them there.) Owen: *Instructs his men to gauge Poyo’s eye out to disarm him because he’s blocking the exit and run.* Poyo: OWW!!! Sarah: Oof. Who did that to you, man? Lunette: We gotta go. Owen: No, I like this part. *Gets popcorn* Poyo: It was Nobody. Sarah: Bruh. Then shut up. *Leaves* Owen: Okay, now we go. Ashley: Nuh-uh. He’s still a threat! Kill him! Owen: No. Ashley: No??? Owen: I have a better idea. Hey, Poyo! *Lists his own full name, address, and SS number.* Ashley: O_O Poyo: >0) My Goodbye (5) Ashley: You let him live AND gave him your name?! That’s it! I’m breaking up with you! …Platonically. Owen: No, I’m breaking up with YOU! Platonically. Ashley: No, I am. Owen: Nuh uh! Ashley: Yuh huh. Owen: You got no friends. Loser. Lonely goddess of wisdom. Booo. Ashley: …Too far, man…
Songs are by Jorge Rivera-Herrans Cast in this saga: Odysseus: Owen (me) Polyphemus: Poyo (me) Polites: Puffboi () Athena: Ashley (me) Eurylochus: Lunette () Random cyclops: Sarah (me) Part of the Survive drawing was inspired by mircsy, but the rest didn’t reference other artists too much
