Listen up: No one is to tell me MY OWN LORE isn't true. And what do YOU know about Hjoim? Funkipedia is accessible to any dum-dum who has an account, so just like Wikipedia, IT IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE FOR LORE.
Hjoim resides in the Hortas/Conbi Metaverse. He appears as eccentric and absent-minded (for example, he eats with a screwdriver). His body is physically unstable, which is why his vocals sound warbled and sometimes distant. It is also why he can detach his head from his body and appear in different sizes. In other words, he is an anomaly. Because of this, he is a VERY dangerous adversary to Boyfriend and anyone else.
