Hey hey hey I hope you all enjoy my game about a poor man in desperate need of stones and money. WASD to move during fights, or arrow keys for you sick and twisted left hand mouse users. Click and hold to shoot. Z to go next in dialogue. You'd better hit the flag twice.
UPDATES: - Schist actually works now. - Basalt is being worked on. Please comment on bugs you think I haven't found! Thanks! Thanks to @emica0 for the first game, Chef Corbett Simulator. This is a prequel.
