Arrow keys to move. Dodge the lasers! Change character using 12345 keys whenever you want! WHENEVER YOU WANT! (Even in a round!) No mobile controls yet...Sorry =( Also, the "changing your score by minus six" is not a bug. It just is showing you your real score since when you die, the game is still running for a bit. Story: You are a happy ball in a happy universe. But then, you realise that you are living in a simulated reality and when you say it out loud, you get sent to a dark grey chamber, dodging laser that the devs (developers) sent out to erase all knowledge of this evil (but very accurate) representation of life. They have now realised that you are a real human in a computer program, which will cause a glitch that will raise suspicions among the programs and AI that they have trained. They might of programmed the programs to believe that this was real, but this ball has a mind of it's own! Now let's go destroy those developers! Hello. I'm Marvin the maniacally depressed robot. Not that you would care. Hi! Name's Arthur. Arthur Dent! I'm Ford Prefect. Not much else. My real Name is Ix. I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, Ex-president of the galaxy! Tricia McMillan. That's my name, but now I have changed it to Trillian. Why am I doing HGTTG references