Phil's origin explaining how he really got to the school. I can answer and even animate any questions about Phil.
Transcript: (Random researcher/ RR) Thank you Phil for joining me today. We are very sorry we had to wake you up on such short notice. (Phil) If you cared about me, you would not have woken me up jerk! (RR) You know what, yeah we don't really care about you. Anyways, one of our sites in Japan has picked up a weird readings coming from a local school called "Hopes peak." We sent in a small group of armed military police to investigate. They all died. This is the creature that killed them. (Phil) A teddy bear? (RR) Yes a teddy bear. (Phil) Thats stupid, you are stupid. (RR) Oh so what, SCP 2295 and SCP 1048 are fine but you draw the line at this one?(Phil) Fine. (RR) Good, now shut up. Anyways, since no human could get in without being killed, we are sending you in. So the plan is simple. Get in, contain the bear, get out. (Phil) Woah, if that bear killed all those dudes, what makes you think I'll survive? (RR) You'll be fine, not like you'll die on the first day. (Phil) Man I love fourth wall breaking and foreshadowing jokes. Those are like my second favorite type of joke. (RR) So Make sense? (Phil) sure. (RR) Good, now look into the camera and smile. (Phil) God fricking damn it.
