And now, not_beetlestripe presents The characters of Tales of Perfectheart There's Forestpelt and Tansysong Frostface’s neck is very long Streamfall, Thistlewing, Sparkshade Moonfall and Dovestrike are gay There’s Meadowfoot and Copperwing Sunnysong never Sunnysings Nightfang, Blizzardstrike, and Dave ‘Perfectheart’ does not behave. Sparrowwhisker Maplepatch and Russetfin Eveningcloud and Bubblepool and Shalewind Galestar and Firestone and Gravelclaw Tinderfang, Twigtail, Logheart, Branchclaw and Stickfur and Lilacfrost and Tulipshine These are the characters of ToPh, and they are pretty awesome Boulderpatch and Stalk-l-eaf react aggressively And half of them don’t speak, but they are pretty neat, so i will go and continue to rhyme. Shellclaw, Turtleheart, Cloudbreeze And Cinderglow and Beetlestripe Valleymist does not exist Nor Magpieswoop or Mountainshine Cottonstar (alive and dead) And Ratstar has a cubic head Silentear and Gingerpool then Mistlefrost and Echowind Brownclaw, Clayspots, Monarchwing and Saffronstep Mintstar, Houndflight, Lavenderwing, and Fawnspeck Birdbird, Seednose, Littletuft and Cricketchirp Rainspeck, Breezeshine, Sootclaw, Stoutburr, Fizzlepelt and Quillfur and then Goosebloom and then Pansypool and Goldenfur is double-dead, and Bearshine is a silhouette Plumpaw is Plumflower (but small) Batmoon isn’t there at all Mama Apricot’s out there with Starfruit. And the Windclan kits: Plateaukit, Crevicekit, Cavekit and Cavernkit, Gorgekit, Canyonkit, Cliffkit. Dandertuft, McMuffins, and Pawpawpaw… Softfur, Mudstar, Nectarbloom and Tumbleflight Hornetstar and Mantissong and Flickershine Buntingcreek, Toadbelly, Snapfur and Jayspeck ’n’ Raspberrysong, Fuzztail and then Pumpkinfeather Bloomnose, Elktail, Speckleflower then we’re onto Poppywander, Pecan, Glorykit, Almond and Spidertail, Laurelwing and Starlingstare Thunderclanmedcat and we are almost there These are the characters of Tales Of Perfectheart; entailing every single one of them is what this song’s about And there are so many, that I’m not sure I’ll be able to do it in time Lostriver, Gingkowing, Potluck, and Shiningstream ‘Riverstar’, Morningrose and Tickclaw and Dreamleaf [note: I said Riverstar but I meant Reedstar.] Tinyclaw, Volesnout, Swiftfoot, Redtooth, Aglaiascreech, ℚuincunxstar, Jadeclaw, Shinewhistle, Pearlwing, Jumppaw, Stingpaw, Liondust, Cherrynose, Suntuft, Emberflash,,, Ferretflight, Fishtail.. And Silverpelt……… Wow! Yeah, um I actually did it! That’s pretty good! (Bro. Bro you need to do the cameos) Oh. Um, the cameos. How many of them are there again? (408, bro.) *sigh* Ok. Alright, bet. [The name of every cameo is said at once] And then we're done.
