No I was not DE@D. I was alive. At home. With my mum. With my dad. With my sister. Playing CBBC. Watching BBC iPlayer. On the telly. Being your regular British chav. Eating sweets. Chewing gum. Going to school. Hanging out with friends. Moving house. Decorating my room. Eating Mr. Whippy Ice-Cream. Licking a brain licker. Getting Covid. Getting the flu. -+^and ya'll expect me to be online?^+-
