1. What OC are we talking about here? a: SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: I DEMAND A [Refund]. 3. What shampoo do they use? a: SHAMPOO? SOUNDS YUMMY! 4. How would they react if their crush died? a: I WOULD BE [Crushed]. 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: CHILDREN!? I CAN'T MAKE DEALS WITH THEM!!! 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: MOUTHWASH IS [50% off]! 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: I WOULD REMAIN A [[BIGSHOT]]. 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: FOR [[KROMER]]. 9. What's their zodiac? a: WHAT IS A ZODIAC? 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: I WOULD BEC0M3 A [[BIGSHOT]]! 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: KRIS WOULD NOT ACCEPT MY DEALS. 12. What size is their nose? a: ...WHY SUCH AN OFFENS1VE QUESTI0N? 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: TH3 SCH0OL WOULD NOT LAST A SECOND. 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Cannon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: NO ONE! I C0ULDN'T MAKE DEALS WITH SOMEONE GOING "WHAT THE [50% off]!" ALL THE TIME! 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: GO BACK TO YOUR DUMPSTER YOU LITTLE [Sponge]! 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: ...kris isn't human, he's from beyond our world... he knows of... MY MYSTERIOUS CALLER. 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: I'VE BECOME A [[BIGSHOT]] AGAIN! 18. What's their IQ? a: I ATE IT. 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: TO MAKE NON-[Sketchy] DEALS. 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: STOP MAKING DEALS. 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: WITH A [50% off] SKI-BOARD! 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: SELL IT FOR [[KROMER]]. 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: [[KROMER.]] 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: [5 years], AND A WHAT THE [Refund]. 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: HOW TO RIP SOMEONE OFF. 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: HIM. 27. How good are they at spelling? a: SP3LING? I WAS SPELLLLING ONCE, THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM, A RUBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROMM WITH RATTTTS. THE RAAAATS MADE ME [50% off]. 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: YES. ALL WILL KNOW OF MY DEALS. 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: KRIS. 30. What is their favorite number? a: 1997. 31. Tom Holland a: WHAT THE HELL!? 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: SLAM INTO A WALL. 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: ASK FOR [[KROMER]]. 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: DREAMS...? LIKE... [HopesAndDreams]? 35. Do they play any sports? a: SHUT UP OR I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL [[BIGSHOT]]. 36. What's their trigger word? a: [[KROMER]]. 37. In a group project, who are they? a: I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: TILL 1997. 39. If they were a scratcher, what would their username be? a. [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] 40. How would they end up hospitalized? a. HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]! HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses], AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
