The weirdest dream I ever had

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The Weirdest Dream I Ever Had This happened a while ago, but it’s super interesting so I thought I’d post it. The main focus of the dream was that it was a weird hybrid of BOTW and TOTK, and I was playing it, but also actually part of the story. It included parts also from Karate Kid, AOC, Lord of the Rings, Animal Crossing, and...Elden Ring?? It took place in a weird, third-person kind of experience, but I was kind of Link and myself at the same time. I had neon-ish yellow hair and Link's tunic. The first very vivid and definite thing was that I was on a small sky islet, with a few trees behind me, and I think a ruined house. I couldn’t see the surface because of a thick layer of clouds. There was a bigger island some ways to the left but disconnected (I think). It had the usual, some trees and a pond of water. There might've also been some birds, because, you know, sky island. In front of me there was a detached other island with a pool of water, and then a tall rock spire on its left side with a waterfall and a cave at the bottom. Up in the sky, above the leftmost island, there was a smaller island pretty far up, past the rock spire. For some reason, I had to get to that island, because Zelda was up there. I think she might've called out to me or something? I also remember a detached part of the dream in which I was swimming in the water below the waterfall, catching fish. Anyway, the next thing I remember was very much detached from this part, it might have taken place on, like, the rock spire, but anyway I was in a high-up, disconnected volcanic sky island, following a path inside the island. I was supposed to be doing the Fire Temple on my way up to Zelda, I think. The island was shaking and the walls had lava in them. At one point I was watching myself ascend instead of doing it myself. At the end of the path there was some weird maze of lasers, and whoever I was with (not Yunobo) was encouraging me to get past them. It was a lot like that one shrine in Tabantha. So I think I got past the first bit, pretty easily, but at the end there was a grid of lasers that was moving super fast and I couldn't get through. My companion/whoever was with me told me to focus and breathe. I closed my eyes and took a lot of deep breaths, then managed to karate chop the space between the laser grid with my hand, miraculously, instead of slipping past. For some reason after that I could get past. Then, I was doing the Lightning Temple, which I don't really remember. At the end, though, I got a weirdly shaped "amber earring" that was supposed to be something related to the Sage. It looked like a Steward Construct's earring, but orange/gold. Finally, I reached the top island. Zelda was there, working at a desk and wearing her Zonai outfit. It was a small square shaped room, with a desk like the one I own at the far wall, large windows to the left, Zelda to the right and an open wall behind me that I'd come from. I talked to Zelda about something. Then, I hid and crouched behind the filing cabinet/drawer component of the far wall's desk. Ganondorf (in his final form) came in, but I couldn't see him very well because he disappeared out of my sight behind the drawer. I heard something (I don't remember what) but it might've been a "Zelda's power is ready" sort of thing. Then I think her icon popped up on my screen to the right, with some words, sort of like in AOC. I stepped out from behind the drawers to confront Ganondorf. He had apparently stolen Zelda's body! He immediately hopped to the left side of the desk, and I repositioned myself so that my back was to the open area and the windows were on our left. All of a sudden he was in his usual form (still the final one) and then... I don't remember anything. After that I had a weird sort of cutscene in which I was being dragged/held up by a group of men (who looked a lot like Ordon villagers from the TP manga) in the woods, but it wasn't me, it was Link, and I was watching it like a normal BOTW cutscene. Zelda was in the foreground, her head taking up the left side of the screen, but her back was to me. The trees were Zelda-graphics kind of trees, but the camera never shifted and so all I saw behind the people was a smudgy line of green, but with distinct trees. It looked a bit like the Minish Woods. Zelda's hair was in the braided short crown and she was wearing her TOTK intro outfit. I also distinctly remember a "Skip" button to the bottom right. I/Link was holding the Master Sword in my/his left hand, it was kind of Gloom destroyed/ish, but it was still intact and more covered in light brown patches. Zelda said something about needing to attack "Ganon" (not Ganondorf) and then something about Divine Beasts. Then I (still don't know if I'm the player or Link, I guess I was both ?) skipped the cutscene, and thought/said something like "Wait, I'm playing the wrong game!"