How to be a Stereotypical Wild West Cowboy™ 101 Alright, so you wanna be a stereotypical Wild West cowboy™? I see how it is. Really, anyone can be a cowboy, but only the most dedicated can be great. So today, I will teach you guys to be a cowboy. Bonus points if you’re gay. Gay cowboys are amazing. There are 3 steps to becoming a cowboy. Just remember, no matter your gender, no matter who you are, ANYONE can be a cowboy! Before we start, I’d like to dedicate this daily tutorial to the Gaehive, who inspired me to make this lesson on how to be a cowboy. STEP ONE- Alright, we’ve begun. The first thing you must do is set the scene. An old saloon, tumbleweeds, well, tumbling around, the sun setting in the background. If you can, find a playlist of Hollywood brand Wild West music to accompany the experience. STEP TWO- If possible, find another cowboy to be your archnemesis and have a massive faceoff that starts out with you tipping your hat down with shadows over your eyes. Address each other as “pard’ner”. Bonus points for an enemies to lovers trope. If you cannot, have a trusty animal accomplice, preferably a horse, cow, or pig. Give them a stereotypical western name like Ol’ Bessy. Or you can do all of the above, I don’t care. STEP THREE- Find a wild horse. It can be your trusty animal accomplice like aforementioned, or another one. It has to be Wild™, Undomesticated™, and Free-Spirited™. All of these things are very important. Calmly approach the horse, similar to the 13 year old girls in horse movies, but better because you’re a cowboy. Tame the horse, and ride it back into town, preferably without a saddle, just to showcase how cool you are. Impress all of your buddies. Bonus points for a line like, “You got ‘er, pard’ner!”. You’ve done it! You’ve become a Stereotypical Wild West Cowboy™. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
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