How to Adopt a Polar Bear: Step One - Somehow find your way into the Arctic. There are many ways to do this, such as selling one of your organs to pay for a boat ride ticket or building a teleportation machine with spare parts from the garage. Regardless of how you arrive in the Arctic, make sure you also bring proper polar bear captur- I mean, adoption devices. Step Two - Locate a polar bear. Polar bears may be difficult to spot due to how the color of their fur blends in with the environment. This is really unfortunate when you are searching for a polar bear to adopt. This is where your adoption devices come in. Use your thermal radiation cameras, drones, and net traps to your advantage. The polar bears will not be expecting these human devices to be in their natural habitat. Step Three - Capture the polar bear. When you have finally spotted a polar bear, try to capture the polar bear. There are many ways to capture a polar bear-- you can use nets, tranquilizers, or cages, for example. However, be careful when capturing the polar bear; you do not want to become the polar bear's next meal. Step Four - Bring the polar bear home. Now that you have a polar bear in your possession, you can now bring the polar bear home to finish the adoption process! There are no papers that you need to sign. Just bring the polar bear to your house and you have successfully completed this guide!
