The art of juggling oranges is a mysterious one, as I seems as though it started once humanity realized that oranges were round, (like the things we normally juggle with,) and someone was like, "Dude! What if we tried to juggle these?" It is very easy to learn, and you have a head start if you can already juggle. Step One: Obtain oranges that can fit comfortably in your hands. The problem with most people is that they get some that are about half of the size of there head, and that obviously doesn't work . As a rule of thumb, they should be about the size of your palm or smaller. (Try tangerines if you have small hands.) Step Two: Remove the stems. It will be a lot less painful if you follow this step, I learned that kn!ves aren't the only thing that can impale your hand that day... Step Three: Stand where the ground is softer than say tile. Dropping these may result in damage to the fruit, so if they are fresh and you are planning on eating them later, ( please don't waste food, 1 billion people are in food poverty), I suggest that you do this. Step Four: Put the oranges down, grab something of similar shape, and practice juggling. Again, we don't want to waste food, so please practice your juggling skills a tiny bit beforehand. If you can already juggle, skip this step. Step Five: Now that you've got the hang of it, you may graduate to oranges. There is the smallest learning curve: the fact that you have to be a bit more cautious as they may explode, but it's just a matter of juggling slower and lower. Step Six: Go to a party and wow everyone there since your the only one who can juggle fruit. (And most likely, juggle in general). This is a wonderful magic trick that can be sort of hard to follow up, so be sure to do it at the end. If you couldn't already tell, I've been doing this for a long time, and thought that everyone should know this seemingly useless skill.
Lol this was from SWC so shoutout to them, and if you find this a few months after and are totally confused, rest assured, I'm not /that/ crazy.
