words: 291 how to procrastinate! (from an expert) 1. firstly, you want to make sure you have a planner. with a planner, you can make sure you keep track of all of your assignments, big or small. 2. now that you have your planner, write down all the upcoming assignments and have them with you for the rest of the day so you can feel aesthetic and productive. 3. now, throughout the day, you know what assignments you have and you don't need to work on them or worry about them because you won't forget! 4. go through the day peacefully, knowing that you can relax at home because you know when to do your assignments. 5. eat dinner, watch television super late because you don't need to do your assignments now! they'll wait for you! 6. your mom tells you to go do your assignments, but you don't need to do them because you have them written down and it's not 10 pm yet! 7. uh oh... it's 10pm and you're super exhausted! well, you can take a small nap to reward yourself after such a long day. then you can worry about the assignments later! 8. 1 am rolls around... and you have nothing done. hurry and get your assignments done quickly! you know that you're doing procrastination right when you start to cry (did you get the ref hehe) and your daily mental breakdown rolls around 9. once you finish all your assignments at 3am, you can finally have some rest and do it all over again tomorrow! don't worry, the assignments aren't even late so it's a win-win situation! 10. to fully success in procrastination, make sure you do it every day until you're a master at it. congrats!
THIS IS PURELY A JOKE LOL PLEASE DONT PROCRASTINATE I REALLY AM AN EXPERT IT SUCKS also the ref was legally blonde hehe
