A Guide: How To Grow Money Trees Materials needed ( astericks demonstrate the item as optional ): Coins ( two are needed to plant one money tree ) A stick to draw and stab in the dirt The ability of being good at drawing a cheesecake, if you are not good at that, then get a professinal artist Any hairband Sharp object to cut the hairband, such as a knife Two fireworks that are the same color A sunny and hot area* A sister* Time A plastic bottle containing salt To start planting your coins, you first must appease and enchant the coins from the guide of the Lord Zarzon. Without the appeasement of the Lord using a unique ritual, your coins will not be enchanted and you will not be able to grow your money tree. To appease Lord Zarzon, you first must use a stick to draw food on the dirt— Lord Zarzon’s favorite food is cheescake, it is best to draw that lest divine punishment. The cheescake must also be drawn intricately and realistically, if you lack a skill in drawing, then it is recommended to get a professinal artist to do it on your behalf. The cheesecake must be a hard-working effort to draw, you must be sweating profusely by the end of it lest the Lord declare your ritual unworthy ( recommended to draw when it is unbearably hot so as to easily prespire ). Once you are done with your cheesecake, you must get a hair-band ( you may steal it from your sister— she won’t care as long as you share some of the money with her ). It can be anything, unwashed for ten years or unbearably flashy, Lord Zarzon doesn’t care. After you get your hairband, cut a strand with a sharp object and bury it in the middle of the cheesecake. Once that is done, clear the area— such as clearing leaves and sticks and dead bird guts —around the cheesecake picture. Get fireworks and blow them near your cheesecake at midnight in order to praise Lord Zarzon’s divine power after you are done with the whole cheesecake episode. The fireworks must be one color, popularly used colors that get accepted are red and purple. Now wait for 24 hours after the fireworks so as to let your cheescake picture be claimed as holy ground by Lord Zarzon without the interference of humans, Lord Zarzon does not like to be visited or seen when he is working his divine power. If you do dare to peek, the Lord will instantly banish you to oblivion. Exactly after 24 hours is done, you must visit your the area where you drew your cheesecake with a plastic bottle full of salt. To know that Lord Zarzon has claimed your cheesecake area as holy ground, your cheesecake will now have the picture of a strawberry on it. You must be careful when stepping near the newly-claimed holy ground, do not step on the outline of the drawing. Cover the strawberry with all of the salt from your bottle, no one knows why you have to do this, but apparently Lord Zarzon likes it. Now, stab the dirt where you buried your hairband. Pick up the hairband— be careful! The hairband is now enchanted by Lord Zarzon, losing or breaking it will result in the inability to enchant your coins and ultimately make it impossible to plant your money tree. Rub the hairband against the coins, this will make the coins enchanted! The reason why it doesn’t work to bury a coin in the middle of the cheesecake is because you will only get one coin enchanted, and there is no way to make a normal coin enchanted with an enchanted coin. Rubbing enchanted hairbands work though! This way, you can have unlimited enchanted coins. Now, when finally you have your enchanted coins, all you have to do is stab the dirt and make a hole of approximately 5 inches so you can put two coins inside. Only two coins, no less and no more otherwise your tree will not grow. Your money tree does not require to be fed with water, but you can surely put pour a bottle of water only once a week to speed up the growth process. Only once a week though. Your money tree will start sprouting after a week if not watered, and will start sprouting two days after if watered once a week! Make sure to shoo away pests such as money-seeking neighbors or other people if you have grown your money tree in an open place rather than hidden. And there you have it! Enjoy your money. ;)
