[old story dug up] Yooper was Windchime's friend until the day Windchime was brutally mudered. The police didn't care for some reason, so Yooper took it upon himself to find the culprit of such a terrible crime. Harfson, Yooper's close friend and Windchime's distant cousin from Las Vegas (former gambler), tagged along. Mitch Perra, Windchime's BEST friend, could not be bothered to attend the funeral, or the search, or anything at all. The first place Yooper searched was the forest, leaving Harfson behind to make up clues. Yooper found nothing but a strange dude comprised mostly of circles. Next Yooper searched Windchime's coffin, which was 6 feet underground in a local cementary. Yooper found Windchime looking like he had gone through a trash compactor, but with dents of every side. Harfson was unbelievably bored, he wanted to search! He didn't want to falsify clues! So he went to Windchime's house and looked around. He found a knife soaked in blood. /Probably not the murder weapon/ he thought. Then he found a weighted ball. /Aha!/. This /had/ to be the murder weapon. He presented it to Yooper and they placed it inside of one of the dents. It perfectly fit. They examined the ball and found a signature on it. It said "Strange Dude Comprised Mostly of Circles". They then ran back to the forest and apprehended the criminal. The killer was served a fresh plate of 342 years in a maximum security prison, a well deserved punishment for mudering a citizen of an underpopulated town. Harfson was then considered a hero for some reason and he was given a big reward of 5 canadian dollars!!! Mitch was still lazing around. The End.