243 words - Sofa Toaster - $149.99 Reviews [Janet Banks] 0/5 stars. Is there anyone I can contact regarding product safety? According to the manual, this product should toast my sofa exactly the right amount for me to eat! When I tried it out for the first time, it swallowed my sofa instead and now the toaster is way bigger than it was before. I searched online and found lots of people with the same problem. It's not supposed to do this! How will I toast my sofas now? For your information, that was a state-of-the-art mixed leather sofa. Now it's gone! I'm going to be needing a refund. [upvote] [downvote] Replies --> [Vincent Superior] the toasting of sofas is a delicate art that few pieces of technology can manage so seamlessly. of course, i wouldn't dare expect a fool such as you to understand that. your simple mind cannot comprehend the manipulation of electricity to heat used to toast a sofa. this product is a work of perfection. it is utterly flawless and therefore the blame lies on you for being unable to see that! [Eileen W.] I am so sorry about the above reply. You just need to give it some time, and then it should shrink back down and pop your toasted sofa out :) [Janet Banks - original poster] I don't care! They should have put it on the manual. I still want a refund. [Eileen W.] It is on the manual.
