whoop whoop that's the sound of the police This is Doll. (When I said Doll the tab option came up as Dollar General help) Doll was exploring her local dollar tree, singing the Peppa Pig intro on loop. She stumbled over to the doll area, looking in awe at all of those Mike Wazowski toys. She wanted one, badly. Every time she went to the dollar tree, she would stare at them. She always begged to get one, and her parents kept on saying "No! We have thirteen of them at home." This made Doll angry. The next day, she'd return to the dollar tree. This time, something unusual happened. All of the Mike Wazowski toys were gone! She threw a tantrum on the floor. An employee came over. "What in the name of Velcro are you doing?" he asked. "I. WANT. MIKE. WAZOWSKI." she said. "Someone bought all of our Mike Wazowskis. We apologize for the inconvenience." he said, backing away slowly. Doll started screaming at the top of her lungs, and exited the store immediately. While she was walking home, a shady cat in the corner walked up to her. "Want to buy one of my Mike Wazowski toys?" he said. "DO I? YES!" she said, signing a contract without even reading it. "Okay! Thank you for your fur!" the shady cat said, grabbing a razor and shaving her bald. She never came out of her room again. The moral? DON'T GO UP TO SHADY CATS WITH MIKE WAZOWSKI DOLLS-
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