Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Sleepovers: 0-4 - No. 5-7 - Let's see how you behave at home... 8-12 - Sure. 13+ - See you next week? Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 9:00 5-7 - 9:30 8-10 - 10:00 11-12 - 10:30 13+ - 11:00 Devices: 0-4 - Absolutely not! 5-7 - TV 8-12 - iPad 13-15 - iPhone if responsible 16 - iPad, iPhone and a possible laptop 17+ - Get it yourself. Makeup: 0-7 - Absolutely not. 8-12 - Thin layer of lip gloss and some blush. For special events, eyeshadow and lipstick. 13-14 -Sure! 15+ - I ain't paying for it. Grades: As and Bs - Good job! Cs - :0 Up your game! Ds and Fs - What are you doing? Go study in your room until dinner! Oh yeah, give me that device too. Allowance: 0-4 - You shouldn't even know what money is this young. 5-7 - Nope. 8-12 - No. 13-15 - Still a no. 16+ - If you use it responsibly, maybe... Smoking: 0-17 - WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME 18+ - I'LL BURN YOUR WHOLE STASH Dating: 0-5 - YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! 6-10 - Don't. 11-13 - Nope. 14-17 - I'm locking you in the house. 18+ - Maybe... Rate me out of 10 in the comments!
